Fascinating Teenagers in History Part VI
Hello everyone!
I’m sure you’re wondering: Miranda, where have you been?
Well, my beloved homeland was invaded by bloodthirsty and fun-sucking professors. I had to battle them for the first two weeks. They stole my sanity and time. But then Janet, our brave heroine, rescued me from the bloodthirsty, fun-sucking professors. After our victory, Janet and I hung out and ate s’mores.
The realistic (and boring) version: I had college finals to study and prepare for. Then Janet B. Taylor came to my hometown of Rochester, NY for the Greater Rochester Teen Book Festival. It was so lovely, wonderful and amazing to meet her! (And no, I’m totally not kidding about the s’mores. We really did have some).
This week’s “Fascinating Teenagers in History”, we will be focusing on a young brave heroine who led a French army in a handful of victories over the English and relieved the city of Orléans. She was guided by the hands of God but was burned at the stake for witchcraft, heresy and cross-dressing. Any guesses?

Joan of Arc
Joan of Arc was a very interesting person in history. This is a depiction of Joan of Arc. Since Joan of Arc died when she was nineteen, her entire life is pretty much fair game to talk about. However, since I love random trivia, I’ll be sticking to random and interesting trivia about Joan of Arc.
Joan of Arc was born around 1412. She grew up in Domrémy, a village in northwestern France. Her father was a tenant farmer and her mother was a devoted Catholic. She was not taught how to read or write. Instead Joan was taught to love the teachings of the Catholic Church.
Her name was really confusing. No, really. “Joan of Arc” is the English version of “Jeanne d’Arc”. However the medieval spelling of “Jeanne” is “Jehanne”. So really, her name was Jehanne d’Arc. But she was known in her village as “Jehanette”. But some historians argue that her REAL name was Jehanne Tarc, Jehanne Romée or possibly Jehanne de Vouthon. But during her trial before an ecclesiastical court in 1431, she was like “Screw it. My name is JEHANNE LA PUCELLE” aka “Joan the Maid”. But for argument’s sake, I’ll be referring her as Joan of Arc (Although, there’s a strong possibility I’ll be referring her as Jehanne la Pucelle, just to mess with people’s heads. It was the name she referred herself as).
Doctors tried to explain the unexplainable (aka magic doesn’t exist). Joan of Arc began to have visions at age thirteen. She claimed that she saw Saints Michael, Catherine and Margaret and angels and that God told her to help put Charles VII back on the French throne. Modern day doctors have been looking at her testimony at the trial and have “diagnosed” her. They believe she had some sort of psychological or neurological disorder varying from epilepsy, schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, migraines and brain lesions. The other theory is that Joan contracted bovine tuberculosis which can cause seizures and dementia.
Joan never faced active combat. Yes, she was granted a French army by Charles VII but she never participated in a battle. She was more like a motivational figure and a strategist. While she never took part in the bloodshed, she was injured twice. Joan was struck by an arrow during her famous Orléans siege and then she received a crossbow bolt in the thigh when she tried and failed to liberate Paris.
Joan did not tolerate immoral behavior. Like really, really didn’t tolerate it. She didn’t mind telling off spoiled knights for swearing, skipping Mass, cowardice, stealing and immoral behavior. Also she had mistresses and prostitutes walk out of her camp at knifepoint. Because of Joan’s intolerance for these sorts of things, she was known for her short-temper (But really, this is more of a reflection on the men in the camp than of her).
Joan’s downfall was just really unfortunate and unfair. So Joan’s miraculous victories on the battlefront (with her NOT fighting in them) spread like wildfire. When Charles VII reclaimed the throne, Joan urged the king to retake Pairs while the English defense was weak. However his advisers warned Charles VII that Joan was too powerful. And did the king listen to his advisers and not his most loyal subject? Of course he did. He sent Joan to Compiégne where she was thrown from her horse, left outside the village gates and was captured by the English.
Way to stab me in the back, Charles! The English were jubilant that they capture the famous Joan of Arc. Joan was faced to stand trial for her crimes which included witchcraft, heresy and dressing like a man. The English sent a message to Charles VII that said something like, “We got Joan of Arc who is a witch, a heretic and a cross-dresser. We’re willing to negotiate a release if you want your loyal subject back?” and Charles VII was like, “No way. I’m good”. After a year of imprisonment, Joan signed a confession that she lied about her heavenly visions. She was burned at the stake the morning of May 30, 1431. Joan was nineteen years old.
That is all today! Talk to you guys next week!
Miranda
















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